Buttless Chaps

For a modicum of modesty, you can veil your patooty in fringe.

For All You SCA Fans with a Penchant for Denim

The Distressed Look

I would look distressed too.

And for the Bride's Maids

It's a Nice Day For a . . . White Wedding

This just needs a 15 ft. fringe train with dozens of little flower girls each holding a tassel.

Where Did I Go Thong?

This scanadalous halter top/thong set is sure to set your love life aflame. Or you'll just feel a burning sensation in your loins because of the scary people who tried these on before you.

Scarlet Crack Accent

This saucy number helps accentuate your crack while making your cheeks look rounder and more ample. I need a little help in the trunk area, so I'm going to have to order one of these.